Write Original Stand Up Comedy Material For You

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Do you have knee pain?

Did the Sushi chef at Benihana play with your food TOO much?

Are you experiencing writer's block?

Then you've come to the wrong place homie (just kidding...kinda)

I will help you come up with original comedy ideas.

I'm not saying that I'm gonna turn you into George Carlin, Richard Pryor, or Zac Efron. Mainly because most of those guys are kinda dead.

What I am saying is that I could help you with original punch lines, and premises that will alleviate that knee pain and writer's block that you've been having.

So if you're ready to become America's Next Top Model, reach out to me so we can both sit down with a doctor to talk about my dogs knee pain.

Please read my FAQ before placing an order.

Let's get started.

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Write Character Backstory, Lore, World Building For Your Novel

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Welcome to my gig! I'm BurnFeelings!

I hope we have a great journey!

Please message me before buying!

I specialize in crafting imaginative stories that transport readers to magical lands and ancient civilizations. Whether you're looking to create a novel, a series of short stories, or a rich backstory for your role-playing game, I've got you covered.

Here's what to expect from my gig:

• Original storylines: I'll work closely with you to develop a storyline that fits your vision and captures your readers' imaginations.
• Dynamic characters: My characters are complex, multi-dimensional, and come to life on the page.
• Immersive world-building: From ancient ruins to mystical forests, I'll create a world rich in detail and lore.
• Creative problem-solving: If you hit a roadblock in your writing process, I'll help you brainstorm and come up with solutions.

Let me help you bring your fantasy world to life! Order now and let's start your next epic adventure.

I've always loved anime, and I've seen so many that I've lost count. This allows me to come up with creative ideas and create new fantasy worlds.

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Create A Story Outline For Your Horror, Mystery, Thriller, Or Drama Story

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**Please message me before purchasing**

**Not all projects will be accepted**

With this gig, I will provide you with a well-written story outline. Sometimes, the ideas we have in our heads can be hard to translate into a story. Having an outline helps with the organization of ideas and the visualization of a story's path.

I don't go by word count as I find that quality of work doesn't depend on the number of word or pages. I will be sure to provide you with wonderful work that can be as short as 1,000 words or as long as 6,000 words.

I can work with little information, however, it's best to have a solid idea as it can help me better match your vision.

Note: I normally do chapter by chapter outlines for novels under 15 chapters. For more than 15 chapters, I use the five-act structure: exposition, rising action, climax, falling action, and resolution. However, this can be discussed.

Note: I may include bonus, relevant information.

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Write Music For Any Of Your Needs, And In Any Style

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I will compose music for your needs. It can be in any style or genre. My main styles are Classical, Orchestral, Rock, Metal, Hip-Hop, Funk, Lo-fi, and Soul; I'll do my best if your style isn't listed. I play many instruments, thus I am versatile in many genres/styles. A video and sheet music can be provided with an added cost, or anything else which you may need.

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Write, Play And Record Bass For You

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Hi this is brrrrravo. I'm been playing bass for over 15 years, and has provided bass tracks and toured with bands in the past 11 years, in styles like metal, djent, funk, city pop, soul, progressive rock, math rock, etc. 

I will WRITE, PLAY and RECORD a delicate bass track for your song. 

For TECHNIQUE, 

Tappings, Slaps, Picking... I can provide you the bass sound you want.

For GEAR,

Bass: Spector EURO 4, Fender Jazz Bass, MusicMan StringRay 5

PreAmp/DI: Darkglass B7K Ultra

Amp/FX: Bias FX, Darkglass Microtube

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Record Two Songs For 50

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Professional, fast, and extra cheap drums recording ! 

standar drum kit 

just contact me and ask before buy :)

10 channels raw stems + 4 revisions 

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Record Guzheng Music For Your Production

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I am a master of music, majoring in guzheng. I can play Guzheng to create music you want, In addition to the sheet music you give me, I can also create my own music, you can tell me the style and type you want, and I can create. I hope you could like it. I am a professional performer, We can discuss anything you need.：）

I have been studying Guzheng for 20 years with my own inspiration and insight. And I also won a lot of awards in Taiwan. If you need to know more about my Guzheng music, please talk to me in private.

! Please be sure to chat with me before placing the order!

I will deliver to you:

-WAV file tracks (from starting position 00:00 to end of the piece)

I can play a lot of music, not just on the sheet music, I can also play the feel you need or add something new, and also help you see if the sheet music you made for the guzheng is correct

More Instagram channels about my Guzheng videos:

https://www.instagram.com/arielbarbapapa/

I hope you can enjoy Guzheng music with me~

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Write You A Thrilling And Captivating Piece Of Creative Writing

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Allow me to help put your ideas onto paper.

FREE REVISIONS!

No AI, or any other outsourcing.

Please contact me before placing an order, and we can fine-tune the details.

I have extensive creative writing experience, practicing as a hobby for over a decade. I have the skill required to manifest your concept, and put it on paper. Includes OCs, D&D Characters, tabletop characters, fanfictions, backstories, etc.

Imaginative narrative, memorable characters, and immersive descriptions.

Let's get started!

DISCLAIMER

Sample PDFs given are longer than a typical product, and would incur additional costs, as agreed upon order.

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Write And Record Your Bass Lines

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Hello! I want to record bass for you! I have over 10 years collective experience playing rock/blues/folk/RnB music and would love to help you make your ideal songs real!

I will either play an already established bass line or will be happy to write an original bass line. In order to provide an original line I require some basic song structure already (ie. scratch reference track). Over the course of the revision process I will ensure that you are happy with the result - my goal is to bring the best possible bass for the song!

MP3 or WAV file - will send raw bass and also pre-amped version to try and match song style

I'm ready to help boost your song to the level you've always dreamed!

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