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Looking to add a hint of overly verbose jargon to your Steam, Google, or Yelp reviews? Looking for a fun copypasta you can recite to complete strangers on Discord? Scrambling for ideas on what to say for your upcoming public speaking assignment? Well for you, young whippersnapper, I have exactly what you need (although your mileage on that last one may vary).
If you need your work of fiction to sound as deep and meaningful as your English teacher says it is, then this is the service for you! If you need a sarcastic, over the top analysis of any event that happened, then I'm your guy! My services may be serious, but the content you receive will certainly not be.
Nothing that I write is written with the intent of being taken seriously. My personal views will not be represented in the final product you paid for. Clarification must also be made in terms of whether you want to include or omit swear words. Furthermore, requests to write anything that could be considered racist, sexist, homophobic, etc., will not be entertained.
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